May 2011
30 posts
“Stop licking the floor.”
—My mother, inexplicably, from the other room.
FIRST PLACE PUTNEY TOWN CENTENARY REGATTA
ABSOLUTELY DOMINATED THREE RACES TODAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE A SHINY TANKARD POT OF WIN XXX
“WTINESS ME WORLD. YES, I HAVE TASSLES ON MY BOATSHOES.”
—Lord F, on his achievement for the day.
I hate chaucer i hate chaucer i hate him i hate chaucer i hate it i want it DIE.
I just want to do my job and go rowing and set up amazing shoots with awesome teams and go and travel and write and generally be a butterfly.
FIRST EXAM DONE
Wrote on the subversiveness of Woolf, the British Empire, and Spies.
Got stoned on codeine the night before. Was wicked, but must only happen at night. Back kiiiiiiiiillls.
Off to rowing now to blow that modern literature out my brain.
SECOND OUT OF SEVEN AT CHISWICK REGATTA WOOOOOOOOOO