The final six authors I am studying for Romanic Literature final exam. My notes are reams and reams of my own handwriting and I need to make it look pretty somehow.
Things I have learnt from this:
Jessica Chastain has the most beautiful profile.
Misha Collins and Jared Padalecki really, really need to do some period drama. Misha Collins is also the Lord Byron of the SPN fandom - ‘mad, bad and dangerous to know’ in the best way, has loads of fangirls.
Percy Shelley had a hunter’s funeral. I’m completely serious, he was salted and burned.
There is a great omission from this - Wordsworth. He’s not in my final six as I hold an irrational grudge against him from first year, wherein we had to study his ‘The Prelude’ and I’ve been put off ever since.
Someone take photoshop away from me.
You are my mummy so dear
We have such fun and such cheer
But I resent being told to say this
By dirty foul capitalists
I’d rather tell you each day of the year
There is no present money can buy
To show love in cash is a lie
So I give you a hug
And won’t spill tea on your rug
Clintons can eat shit and die.